Welp, today in the news, I never could have possibly expected, even with the help of the most powerful of the crystal ball in the Earth: Jason Momoa is set to voice Frosty the snowman into a live-action remake of the classic holiday movie. Yes, you read that correctly. The inevitably sexy star Aquaman it is the exchange of his trident, a corncob pipe to play the role of a pirate, seemingly innocent character that would be the limit of sacrilege thirst after. To be honest, when I found out that this out-of-left-field news, my first thought was, “Wait, do the clocks go back and it’s the Day of the innocents again?” But beyond the reflection (and repeated glances in my calendar), I’ve decided to chalk up to the year 2020, just doing their thing and deliver curve after curve.
So far, there are not many details about the next Frosty the snowman of the movie, but I you can they will say that it is produced by Warner Bros. and the Stampede of Companies, and David Berenbaum, the screenwriter of Elfit is responsible for the script. Oh, and according to Deadlineit is a hybrid between CGI and live action, so my money in this it resembles something along the lines of the Cats the film, for better or for worse.
Needless to say, the lack of details has left me and my fellow POPSUGAR editors with a barrage of pressing questions about Momoa the next function. We’re going to get the legitimate answers to these questions? It is not likely. But, are we still passionately listing of forward in spite of them? Yes of course.
- For a start, and perhaps the most crucial: how Momoa being shirtless for the entire movie? I mean, the OG Ice-cold, do not wear clothes because, you know, he is a snowman, so it is only fair that we keep this detail consistent.
- A related follow-up: if this new CGI snowman is, in fact, without a shirt, we will have more chiseled, less rotund belly as a nod to Momoa’s abs? I’m very curious to see how his toned physique is going to translate with accuracy in the tubby form of a snowman.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is that to be attracted to Frosty the snowman? Because I’m currently thinking is a solid 11, but I need someone to talk me down and preemptively to reassure me.
- Their tattoos be visible? If so, those are going to be an absolute disaster for edit when it starts to melt.
- Did Momoa in real life penchant for top hats as the ice Cream has nothing to do with this casting?
- You know how the “Frosty the snowman” the song mentions “a button nose”? They are planning to remix that since Momoa has a regular ol’ human nose? Better yet, the CGI will replace your human nose with a red button?
- The will of the actors of DC Comics movies to be playing the other roles in this film? Maybe Ryan Reynolds can be the voice of Santa Claus?
- What is the new and improved Icy environment that is going to be? Are the producers of the collection of the inspiration of other famous snowmen as Olaf Frozen or the sad Campbell’s Soup commercial snowman?
- Has Frosty the snowman always secretly been an appetizer and never realized? I mean, everyone who sacrificed himself for his friend Karen love it is very chivalrous.
- Thus, in the first place, Momoa was Aquamanand now it is Frosty the snowman. I am sensing a theme here. What other form of H2O will be your next paper to take advantage of . . . maybe ice? Hail? Steam? The possibilities are endless!
- Just spitballing here, but this could technically be considered a prequel Aquaman? Because, like, ice Cream melts into a pile of water? Too far? I’m going to see myself.
